Friday, July 30, 2004
Wednesday, July 28, 2004
This simply must be publicized! Can we give the officer a medal? local6.com - News - Two Pepper Sprayed Over Phone Call At Fla. Movie: "Two Pepper Sprayed Over Phone Call At Fla. Movie"
Monday, July 26, 2004
Thursday, July 22, 2004
Wednesday, July 21, 2004
Iris Dement will be at the Palladian in St. Pete on October 22 Iris DeMent: News and Tour Information
Monday, July 19, 2004
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Thursday, July 15, 2004
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Wednesday, May 19, 2004
Here is some good, useful information on the Cicada: Cicadaville.com - Premier Cicada information source
Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before take off, an American sat down in the aisle seat.
After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke."
"Don't get up," said the American, "I'm in the aisle seat. I'll get it for you."
As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the American's shoe and spat in it. When he returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good. I'd really like one, too." Again, the American obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up his other shoe and spat in it. When the American returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.
"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"
After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke."
"Don't get up," said the American, "I'm in the aisle seat. I'll get it for you."
As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the American's shoe and spat in it. When he returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good. I'd really like one, too." Again, the American obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up his other shoe and spat in it. When the American returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.
"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"
Wednesday, May 12, 2004
DOGS
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-- Harry Falk
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
--Ann Landers
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
--Will Rogers
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-- Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-- Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-- Andy Rooney
We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare, and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-- M. Acklam
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
-- Sigmund Freud
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-- Jody Falk
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
-- Robert Benchley
Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard.
-- Dave Barry
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-- Franklin P. Jones
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-- James Thurber
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-- Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-- Joe Weinstein
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-- Anne Tyler
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman.
-- Dave Miliman
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-- Mark Twain
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"
-- Dave Barry
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-- Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
-- Phil Pastoret
My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.
-- Unknown
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-- Harry Falk
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
--Ann Landers
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
--Will Rogers
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-- Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-- Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-- Andy Rooney
We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare, and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-- M. Acklam
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
-- Sigmund Freud
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-- Jody Falk
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
-- Robert Benchley
Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard.
-- Dave Barry
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-- Franklin P. Jones
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-- James Thurber
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-- Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-- Joe Weinstein
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-- Anne Tyler
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman.
-- Dave Miliman
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-- Mark Twain
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"
-- Dave Barry
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-- Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
-- Phil Pastoret
My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.
-- Unknown
Monday, May 10, 2004
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