Wednesday, March 31, 2004

One engineer sees a friend of his, also an engineer, ride up on a new bike.

The first one asks where he got the bike.

The bike-rider says, 'This cute girl rode up to me on the bike, got off the bike, took off ALL her clothes, and said "Take what you want".'

The first one says, 'Good choice, her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you.'

Sunday, March 21, 2004

Monday, March 15, 2004

If you only knew the power of the dark side.
Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis.
"You do not know the power of the Dark
Side." There are two possibilities: you
are a Star Wars geek, or you are unreasoningly
scary.


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Friday, March 05, 2004

Is the Los Angeles Times the dumbest, dumbed-down paper in America? Yahoo! News - Opera 'Pro-Life', Not 'Anti-Abortion'