Thursday, April 24, 2008

Gotta Love Florida

Bump In Pinellas Night Came From 8-Foot Gator In Kitchen

The alligator, one of many inhabiting ponds around Frosti's East Lake Woods neighborhood, busted through the porch screen, crossed about 10 feet to the open door and entered the house.

The alligator traipsed across the living room carpet, through the dining room and into the kitchen.
"The police told me it may have been interested in my cat," Frosti said

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

24 Hours on the 'Big Stick'

24 Hours on the 'Big Stick' P.J. O'Rourke visits USS Theodore Roosevelt aircraft carrier and explains the difference between John McCain and the two democrats.

Some say John McCain's character was formed in a North Vietnamese prison. I say those people should take a gander at what John chose to do--voluntarily. Being a carrier pilot requires aptitude, intelligence, skill, knowledge, discernment, and courage of a kind rarely found anywhere but in a poem of Homer's or a half gallon of Dewar's. I look from John McCain to what the opposition has to offer. There's Ms. Smarty-Pantsuit, the Bosnia-Under-Sniper-Fire poster gal, former prominent Washington hostess, and now the JV senator from the state that brought you Eliot Spitzer and Bear Stearns. And there's the happy-talk boy wonder, the plaster Balthazar in the Cook County political crèche, whose policy pronouncements sound like a walk through Greenwich Village in 1968: "Change, man? Got any spare change? Change?"

Some people say John McCain isn't conservative enough. But there's more to conservatism than low taxes, Jesus, and waterboarding at Gitmo. Conservatism is also a matter of honor, duty, valor, patriotism, self-discipline, responsibility, good order, respect for our national institutions, reverence for the traditions of civilization, and adherence to the political honesty upon which all principles of democracy are based. Given what screw-ups we humans are in these respects, conservatism is also a matter of sense of humor. Heard any good quips lately from Hillary or Barack?

Monday, April 14, 2008

Who would have thought that a bunch of bare footed, Bible thumping, know-nothings would take such offense?

Stix Nix Obama’s Trix - HUMAN EVENTS:
"You go into some of these small towns in Pennsylvania, and like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing's replaced them," And they fell through the Clinton Administration, and the Bush Administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not. And it's not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations."
- Barack Hussein Obama
Would-be U.S. President

“Pennsylvanians don’t need a president who looks down on them, they need a president who stands up for them, who fights for them, who works hard for your futures, your jobs, your families.”
- Hillary Clinton
Who Can't Believe She is Losing to this Moron.

“It shows an elitism and condescension towards hardworking Americans that is nothing short of breathtaking. It is hard to imagine someone running for president who is more out of touch with average Americans.”
-John McCain
Self-described Luckiest Man Alive