Joke of the Day

"A man seeking to join an East Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.

The Deputy doing the interview says: 'Your qualifications all look good, but there is 'an attitude suitability test' that you must take before you can be accepted.'

Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says:

'Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Arab extremists, and a rabbit. '

'Why the rabbit?'

'Great attitude,' says the Sergeant. 'When can you start?'"